Someone’s Gotta Sexy Mama
Someone’s gotta sexy mama All red-lipped platinum dyed Makes men say ‘uh-uh’ And she makes women hide She’s poor but she won’t let them know She’s come to town To look for a beau Ah, no! To bond with her son Or that’s what she says She’s a bit vain Can you guess […]
The Working Class Prince and Princess
There was a queen in California Who married a prince A working class prince And they had two children Working class prince and princess Who never felt happy ever since For the queen’s prince was turned into a frog By the evil spell, living in a glass prison The spell had gotten free […]
Foreword: Lady in the Air
Sometimes I walk in the woods, and it’s so peaceful and quiet that I could hear a butterfly’s wing drop in the grass. Those are the times when the little folks wake up and start whispering, “Listen to me, listen to me! You are going to have to hear this story. It is important. […]
S1E4: A Dead Companion
Interviews with the Vampires
An Interview with Axl Interviewer: “Hi and it’s so nice to meet you again, Mr. Strand! Thanks a lot for coming!” Axl: “Please just call me Axl. We have known each other long enough. It’s always a pleasure seeing you!” Interviewer: “Likewise! All right, I’m gonna ask you some guestion now about your […]
S1E3: Where Is My Dead Man?
S1E2: I See a Lot of Dead People
S1E1: Dead to Him
